BREAKUPS

EX-BOYFRIEND FAKES HIS OWN DEATH AFTER GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH HIM

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People have been sharing the most cringeworthy and bizzare break-up stories on Buzzfeed and some of them are incredibly funny.

Break-ups are never easy. The ill-feeling of devastation experienced after a breakup is only natural, and expected. People even feel heartbroken at the initial stages of getting over a toxic relationship. After all, it is said that “love is blind” and it has the ability to make people overlook their partner’s flaws.

And if it’s not a sad break-up, then it’s likely to be a cringeworthy one, which can be just as bad.

Sometimes, no matter how long you spend planning and rehearsing how to let yourself off the hook, in the end, you have not the balls to tell your partner how you really feel.

A group of men and women have been sharing some awkward ways their relationships have ended – and honestly some of these stories are too funny not to share.

One woman said she decided to end things with her boyfriend because he was always testing her loyalty.

But the break-up ended up being the most testing experience of all.

She said: “I broke up with my boyfriend because he was always putting me through tests to show my loyalty.

“Well, a few weeks later, I heard he’d overdosed on pills from his parents’ medicine cabinet and died. I felt horrible, like it was all my fault.

“I didn’t have the heart to reach out to his family or attend his funeral. But the day after the funeral, I got a text from his number…

“And it turns out HE WASN’T DEAD! He never overdosed – it was just another one of his tests to see how I would react. This dude literally faked his own death, then sent me a text that said ‘Just so you know, I’m over you’.”

The most bizarre breakup stories

And the stories only get wierder.

One woman narrates of how a boyfriend decided to break things off with her while they were at Disneyland, the most magical place on earth.

She said: “My boyfriend broke up with me at Disneyland, and another park guest saw me sobbing and asked if I was ok.

“Through my sobbing I said, ‘he dumped me’, but the man mistakenly heard, ‘he punched me,’ so he immediately stormed over to my boyfriend and punched him… right in the middle of Cars Land.”

Another woman came up with a brilliant way to call time on her relationship – but her ex wasn’t quite clever enough to catch on.

“I decided to break up with my cheating boyfriend over Instagram by posting a cute selfie captioned, ‘Love being single!’

“But when my boyfriend saw it, he replied ‘LOL AUTOCORRECT!’

“He actually thought I meant to type ‘Love Pringles!'”

But the most awkward story of all has to be that of the girl that was dumped by someone who wasn’t even her boyfriend.

“When I was a sophomore in high school, I was pretty good friends with this one guy,” she explained.

“Well, one day I was reading in one of the classrooms when he walked in and broke up with me. Apparently, he thought we’d been dating for a year…and I had no idea.”

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